Not coutour

i ask you sir. Were you born wearing clothes? Is anyone born wearing clothes? Me, i try hard to maintain the original raw looks i was born with. It gives a rough edge to my otherwise girlie face. And not to forget, girlies like macho babies.

My parents though insist that i wear clothes now that i'm older. i just can't understand what age has to do with it. In fact childhood is the only time one can eat anything under the sun and still maintain flat abs (unlike Papa who keeps putting on an inch with every slice of pizza). Even a child my age knows that if you've got it, flaunt it! Right? So i try hard to chill out in my diaper (and that too becomes a drag at times) most times and flaunt the abs.

Do you think i go to the Gym just for fun? No sirree. There's serious intent and abs behind that decision.

So here are the new rules,

Clothes - out
Cute boy looks - out
Jungle boy looks - in
1 inch/ pizza - out
Flat abs - in
Exercise - out
"Muscle toning" and "Curling" at MyGym - in

Long hair to add to the raw appeal - Priceless