The dustbin Mom keeps under the kitchen sink fascinates me... I never could understand how something so simple keeps me occupied for hours on end.
If my life were a Shahrukh movie, i would probably have come up with a corny line like "7 min, everything in" to describe my interactions with the dustbin.
As for the intricacies of successful dustbin maneuvering, here's some advice from 'the guru' for the uninitiated.
Its a simple 8-step process...
1. Check around
2. No body there?
3. Open bin
4. Feel bin outside and in
5. Get mom's lipstick
6. Push into the bin
7. Shut bin door
8. Smile and look perplexed, as mom searches around the house
How would she know, right? (snicker, snicker)
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