Earbuds

Earbuds here, earbuds there, earbuds lying around everywhere.
Earbuds there were, on the table, two.

I picked up one and put in my pocket,
when Mom was inside, in her room.

The other, i took in my hand,
and put into my mouth blue (well something had to rhyme with two).

Mom came out and found it dangling,
out of my lovely mouth blue.

I removed it and, like a good boy, gave it back,
with a smile on my lips and an angel ring above my head.

And as soon as she looked the other way,
removed the other, and put into my mouth blue.

;-)

Aahh, the joys of childhood!