Einstein

e = mc²

Is that all it takes to make a genius?

WOW! I'm a genius!

And it was all so easy!

Not coutour

i ask you sir. Were you born wearing clothes? Is anyone born wearing clothes? Me, i try hard to maintain the original raw looks i was born with. It gives a rough edge to my otherwise girlie face. And not to forget, girlies like macho babies.

My parents though insist that i wear clothes now that i'm older. i just can't understand what age has to do with it. In fact childhood is the only time one can eat anything under the sun and still maintain flat abs (unlike Papa who keeps putting on an inch with every slice of pizza). Even a child my age knows that if you've got it, flaunt it! Right? So i try hard to chill out in my diaper (and that too becomes a drag at times) most times and flaunt the abs.

Do you think i go to the Gym just for fun? No sirree. There's serious intent and abs behind that decision.

So here are the new rules,

Clothes - out
Cute boy looks - out
Jungle boy looks - in
1 inch/ pizza - out
Flat abs - in
Exercise - out
"Muscle toning" and "Curling" at MyGym - in

Long hair to add to the raw appeal - Priceless

7 min, everything in

The dustbin Mom keeps under the kitchen sink fascinates me... I never could understand how something so simple keeps me occupied for hours on end.

If my life were a Shahrukh movie, i would probably have come up with a corny line like "7 min, everything in" to describe my interactions with the dustbin.

As for the intricacies of successful dustbin maneuvering, here's some advice from 'the guru' for the uninitiated.

Its a simple 8-step process...
1. Check around
2. No body there?
3. Open bin
4. Feel bin outside and in
5. Get mom's lipstick
6. Push into the bin
7. Shut bin door
8. Smile and look perplexed, as mom searches around the house

How would she know, right? (snicker, snicker)

- Leonardo Jha Vinci

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Did you know thread makes the best gum ever?

Dad keeps asking me for my gum. I don't know how many times i need to remove my gum and give it to him. Can't he pick his own gum? I keep offering him the towel so that he can chew out his own gum. But i think he likes mine the best.

Hmphh! Lazy Lazy!

Loo Blues

Just got shouted at for something Papa did.

He kept the door to the toilet open. That's like putting out a "Do not feed the bears" signboard to bring in the tourists.

Anyway, so i start to get comfortable. The loo lid is up. There's water in it.. Looks right up my alley. I love water and i love having a bath. I sometimes feel i'm a water baby.

Well so i was minding my own business and splashing away in the water when Mom saw me...

Life's unfair.. And sometimes so are Moms...

But that was fun while it lasted ;)

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Well.. Sometimes i just like to scribble.