Its a bird, its a plane. No! Its a firetruck!

Kids they say are an impressionable lot. And what can impress them more than being driven around in a red fire-truck!

I love trucks, especially firetrucks!

But I'm not the only one that admires them. Looks like they have secret admirers among the car community. Cars just stop in their tracks to let them pass by. I'm in awe of the attention firetrucks can garner by their relentless honking, something babies could learn from.

Imagine, if I could garner half as much attention by my relentless crying, my latest book "Guide to Effective Crying: How to Gather, Sustain and Nurture Attention" would have been a runaway success amongst the toddler junta. The adulation I'd have received from the toddler J would made me blush redder than the reddest firetruck.

But alas, some things are best left to firetrucks, attention seeking being just one of them!

What's a firetruck show without a fire hat!

Who needs a license to operate a firetruck!

And then I got into the truck..

And sat there..

And sat there..

Until security had to be called in to get me to come down...

Oh ya, and the cute lady in the snaps is my Mom. Isn't she cute?